I just made out with a guy for $7.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Randomize
