I wish I could punch you in the face.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i came on her dog
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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