im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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