Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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