I'm going to jail i love you
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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