we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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