I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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