That's intense
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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