Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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