STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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