I feel great
I just peed on a car
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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