She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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