oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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