Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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