Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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