we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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