how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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