Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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