How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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