i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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