She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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