I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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