First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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