Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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