Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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