He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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