I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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