My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
