I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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