I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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