Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize