question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
