The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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