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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dick very happy bro
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I know her cup size but not her name....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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