u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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