I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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