Well douche your snatch and let's go!
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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