they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I love you.
Bad choice
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