That's intense
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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