Who did Billy Mays play for?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
