How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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