i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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