Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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