Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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