PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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