READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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