spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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