Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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