im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
