Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
