Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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