She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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