My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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