I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
